Donald Trump has started a new controversy today, by elbowing his way to place his unauthorized Trump balloon to lead the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

As New Yorkers, television viewers and stunned NBC executives found out this Thanksgiving morning, Donald Trump issued a Presidential Executive Order to replace the Felix The Cat balloon, with his own Trump hot air balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in Manhattan. According to statements from Ivanka Trump, President elect Trump directed Vice President Mike Pence on his first assignment, to take control of the parade order and replace the lead parade balloon with his President Donald Trump hot air balloon.

Pence was hustled into position by Trump insiders to the parade staging area, by yellow cab and radio’d by walkie-talkie to bring in the Trump balloon and agents neutralized the Felix The Cat Balloon, which deflated instantly. Children expecting to see Felix The Cat were seen crying curbside by NBC cameras.

As Trump stated during his campaign, “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.”

Little was it know that Felix The Cat would be neutered by paramilitary troops, as directed by Trump and executed by Pence, in order to show his authority.

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