Illegal Alien Captured During Dallas Cowboys NFL Broadcast


Longtime Dallas Cowboy and Cleveland Browns fan Wally had a surprise for owner Jerry Jones and the millions of fans viewing their last game on national television. After Ezequiel Elliott scored on a long touchdown run, Elliott spiked the football into the Salvation Army bucket placed at back of the end zone.

Little did Elliott know that inside oversized red donation bucket was ‘bucket head’ Wally who was hit on the top of his casaba melon sized head with the Ezequiel touchdown spike. The television audience and fans inside the stadium were astonished when Wally stuck his head out of the bucket, where he was hiding.

Security guards inside the stadium tazered the large intruder, where he was heard yelling, “Don’t taze me bro!”

As he was taken off the field , fans threw food, batteries and Cleveland Browns t-shirts at the illegal alien stowaway.

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