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Trump Orders His Balloon To Front Of Macy’s Parade …And New York Will Pay For It!
Donald Trump has started a new controversy today, by elbowing his way to place his unauthorized Trump balloon to lead the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. As New Yorkers, television viewers and stunned NBC executives found out this Thanksgiving morning, Donald Trump issued a Presidential Executive Order to replace the Felix The Cat balloon, with his…
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Rage Against The Machine! Trump Wins USA Presidential Election.
This week, the most surprising Presidential election in history took place. Tuesday the citizens of the United States voted celebrity real estate developer Donald Trump to be the next President of The United States. Trump shocked America and Democratic opponent Hillary Clinton in a landslide. The “Silent Majority” of rural American came out to vote…
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California Croatian Man Hacks World Series Broadcast
President Obama livid as his Chicago Cubs appeared to lose the World Series, in hacked broadcast. Through sources, we have learned that the Chicago Cubs actually won game 7 of the World Series last night. After the 7th inning, you may have noticed the tv broadcast had static after the 7th inning stretch. It has…
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Will ‘Bored’ Steve Spurrier Be The Next LSU Head Ball Coach?
According to recent press reports, Steve Spurrier is ‘bored.’ Seems like he is ‘bored’ by sitting at a desk, being an ambassador and asking wealthy Florida alumni to donate money to the University of Florida. Steve Spurrier is a competitor and he has been a competitor his whole life. Not being on the sideline, being…
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The Presidential Debate House Fly That Blew Up The Internet
Millions of people sat down to watch the 2016 Presidential Debate to see the expected fireworks between Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump. Early on in the opening statements from both candidates, a common house fly flew onto the nose / eyebrow of Hillary Clinton. It was quite a distraction and has become one…
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Kaepernick’s Brand New Protest Movement: ‘Tortoise Lives Matter.’
Much has been said about the recent protest movement within the professional sports leagues, with the focus being within the National Football League in the United States. NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick felt so strongly about the social injustices that he felt that turtles were being given better treatment by authorities than tortoises. So, Kaepernick decided…
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Am I The Only One Who Is Tired Of All This Protesting Crap?
It’s been a long political season. I’m fatigued by the relentless bickering, accusations, false innuendo’s, and general bullshit with this bizarre election cycle. There was a time, not too many months ago where it was fun to see Trump take down one of his competitors with his unique style of take downs. It was like…
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Charleston Southern Recruits Mascot And Band Members To Football Team For Human Sacrifice Against #2 Ranked FSU
This week, Charleston Southern administrators chose to suspend 30 football players because of they didn’t clarify what the scholarship pays for and doesn’t pay for at the college bookstore. Because of this administrative snafu, the football team will be without it’s entire offensive line and key players on offense, defense, special teams and equipment managers.…
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FSU Football Coach Jimbo Fisher Going ‘Full Redneck’ For Opening Game
Jimbo Fisher, current head football coach at FSU is going back to the future with his West Virginia redneck best tonight, for the season kickoff game. The game is being televised nationally, so Jimbo is making a statement that Redneck Lives Matter (RLM) for the world to see. We don’t know if he will sit…
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Look Out SEC ….Florida Has A Keeker In Eddy Pineiro!
Florida fans, football team and coaches have been desperately seeking a quality placekeeker for the past several seasons. By first blush, it appears that the Gator have found a quality keeker who will light up the scoreboard from anywhere on the field. Saturday night, Eddy Pineiro kicked his first, second and third field goals ever…